Golfer in a Car Crash

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed
to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon
popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some
bad news, says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have
to remove your right arm!"

"Oh god no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc,
what’s the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but
it's a woman’s arm! I'll need your permission before I go ahead
with the transplant"

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the
golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new
arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my
life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really
improved."

"That's great." said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "My handwriting has improved,
I’ve learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up
painting landscapes in watercolors."

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant
was such a great success. I'm glad you didn't have side affects."

"Well, just one problem," said the golfer, "every time I get an erection,
I also get a headache!"