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What a Memory



An old guy confined to a nursing home was walking
down the hallway when he noticed Mrs. Barnstone
sitting on a chair in the lounge. He walked up
to her and asked her if she could guess how old
he was.

She replied, "Drop your pants and let me see."

Then after looking at him, she said, "Why you're
88 years old!"

"Why yes I am," the old man said, "how did
you know?"

"Well you told me this morning at breakfast."



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