Viagra

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as
he gets home, and waits for his wife to come
home from work, but in his excitement he forgets
and leaves the package open on the table and his
cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results
and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs
him into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his
wife comes home and it is hours later before he
remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in
the freezer expecting the worst, only to find
the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat
and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks. "You were in
there for hours and yet you're not only alive
but you're sweating like crazy?"

The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried
to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"