Senior Personal Ads

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated! flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel
candy.


BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you
were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and
listen to my eight-track tapes.


MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.


MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running
condition, but walks well.