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Ice Cream Parlor



A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,
"Crushed nuts?"

" No," he replied, "arthritis."






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