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Golden Years



An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't
stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies.
He went to the local bar, approached a very pretty and
very young woman and said, "Where have you been all my life?"

The young lady takes one glance at him and says, "For the
first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."







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