Florida

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip
replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, I'm winded,
and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel
my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have
lost all my friends.

But... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license.

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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What ot ...

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