Being Old

*Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.

*Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

*Old actors never die, they just drop a part.

*Old alcoholics and drug addicts never die, they just get wasted.

* Old anthropologists never die, they just become history.

*Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

*Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

*Old assets never die, they just depreciate.

*Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world.

*Old atoms never die, they just decay.

*Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

*Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan.

*Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap.

*Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

* Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

*Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires.

* Old biologists never die, they just ferment away.

*Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.

*Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

*Old books never die, they just go out-of-print.

*Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.

*Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse.

*Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces.

*Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away.

*Old burglars never die, they just steal away.