Aging Her Peers

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old.

Well.. You'll Love This One.

My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My
First Appointment With A New Dentist I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which
Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy, With The Same
Name, Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago. Could He
Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing
Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding,
Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been
My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended
Fairview High School.

'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Bulldog,' He Gleamed With Pride. 'when Did You
Graduate?' I Asked.

He Answered , In 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat Ass,
Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked, 'what Did You Teach ???