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I believe in having sex on the first date.<BR>
At my age, there may not be a second date.

Senior Campbell's - New Large Type Alphabet Soup.

I must be getting older . . .<BR>
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

I am not old.<BR>
I am chronologically gifted.

Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.

At my age flowers scare me.

I am so old that . . .<BR>
whenever I eat out,<BR>
they ask me for money up front.

I am so old that . . .<BR>
all my friends in heaven<BR>
will think I didn't make it.

Birthdays are good for you.<BR>
The more you have, the longer you live.

One good thing about Alzheimers,<BR>
you get to meet new people everyday.

Support BINGO!<BR>
Keep Grandma off the streets.

Any day above ground is a good one.

Retirement - Twice as much husband, half as much money.

My wife always gives me sound advice.<BR>
99% Sound . . . 1% Advice