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I believe in having sex on the first date.<BR>
At my age, there may not be a second date.
Senior Campbell's - New Large Type Alphabet Soup.
I must be getting older . . .<BR>
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.
I am not old.<BR>
I am chronologically gifted.
Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.
At my age flowers scare me.
I am so old that . . .<BR>
whenever I eat out,<BR>
they ask me for money up front.
I am so old that . . .<BR>
all my friends in heaven<BR>
will think I didn't make it.
Birthdays are good for you.<BR>
The more you have, the longer you live.
One good thing about Alzheimers,<BR>
you get to meet new people everyday.
Support BINGO!<BR>
Keep Grandma off the streets.
Any day above ground is a good one.
Retirement - Twice as much husband, half as much money.
My wife always gives me sound advice.<BR>
99% Sound . . . 1% Advice
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