30 Years Difference

1972: Long hair<BR>
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high<BR>
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG<BR>
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock<BR>
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool<BR>
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot<BR>
2002: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor<BR>
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems<BR>
2002: Roughage

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints<BR>
2002: Popping joints

1972: Killer weed<BR>
2002: Weed killer

1972: Hoping for a BMW<BR>
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead<BR>
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint<BR>
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones<BR>
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office<BR>
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system<BR>
2002: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco<BR>
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut<BR>
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Taking acid<BR>
2002: Taking antacid

1972: Passing the drivers' test<BR>
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever<BR>
2002: Depends