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Three Nuns Went To Heaven



When they reached the pearly gates. St. Peter was there to greet them. St. Peter said to the nuns
"Before you can enter you each have to answer one question correctly."

So, St. Peter goes to the first nun and asked "Who was the first man God had created".

The first nun looked at St. Peter and said "Oh, that's easy, Adam"..

The trumpets sounded, the gates open and St. Peter said "You may enter".

Then St. Peter goes to the second nun and asked "Who was the first woman God had created".

The second nun looks at St. Peter and said "Oh, that's easy, Eve".

The trumpets sounded, the gates open and St. Peter said "You may enter".

Then St. Peter goes to the third nun and asked "What were the first words Eve said to Adam".

The third woman starts thinking then looked at St. Peter and said "Oh, that's a hard one".

The trumpets sounded, the gates open and St. Peter said "You may enter".....





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