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Symbolize Christmas



Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates.
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"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
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he first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
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The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint
Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
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The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St.Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked,"And just what do those Symbolize?"
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The man replied, "They're Carols".






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