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Mice



Three Pastors were having lunch together at
a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know,
since summer started I've been having
trouble with mice in my church. I've tried
everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing
seems to scare them away.

The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too.
I've got hundreds living in the basement
of the church. I've set traps and even
called an expert to get rid of them, yet
they still won't go away."

With a grin on his face, the third Pastor
said, "I had the same problem so I baptized
all mine and made them members of the
church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"







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