Girl Drinks

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
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Drink: Beer <BR>
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. <BR>
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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Drink: Blender Drinks <BR>
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. <BR>
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
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Drink: Mixed Drinks <BR>
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. <BR>
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
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Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) <BR>
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. <BR>
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...
Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
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Drink: White Zinfandel <BR>
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has
no clue. <BR>
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
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Drink: Shots <BR>
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and
naked. <BR>
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.