First Hot Dog

Two scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to
the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor
and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too
pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a
bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other
nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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