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Clinton's in Heaven



Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my
left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held
a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
me."

God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
at my right.

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."








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