Adam and Eve

One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time
to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That
was great! What's next?"

"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."

"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that
was even better than a kiss! What's next?"

"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."

"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked 'Whats a headache?'