Too Young for Condoms
This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore
and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
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The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"
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The kid replies, "Eleven."
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"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist
says. "You're too young."
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The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll
call a cop."
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"All right, cool it," the druggists says to
the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"
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The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."
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The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know
what one of those things will do to a woman?"
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"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make
a sheep jump pretty high!"
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