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Sex with a Ghost



At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers
asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?"

Most of the hands go up.

"And how many of you have had some
form of interaction with a ghost?"

About half the hands stay up.

"Okay, now how many of you have had
*physical* contact with a ghost?"

Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd.

"Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever,
uh..., been *intimate* with a ghost?"

One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.

"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've
actually had *sexual* contact with a ghost?"

The fellow suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry,... I
thought you said goat!"






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