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Redneck Special Forces



The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North
Carolina, Tennessee, Louisiana, Texas and West Virginia boys will be
dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today. <BR>
2. There is no limit. <BR>
3. They taste just like chicken. <BR>
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. <BR>
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK







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