Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....<BR>
you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."<BR>
your Jedi robe is camouflage.<BR>
you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.<BR>
at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.<BR>
you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.<BR>
you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.<BR>
the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.<BR>
wookiees are offended by your B.O.<BR>
you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.<BR>
you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.<BR>
your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."<BR>
you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.<BR>
you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.<BR>
you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.<BR>
you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.<BR>
you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.<BR>

you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood decking.<BR>

you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.<BR>

if you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle."<BR>