Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found
traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than
100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA
Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200
year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already
had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
than the New Yorkers.

One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in Brandon, Mississippi,
reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field
near Black Zion, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless.