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Reviews of Hillary's New Book

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her
personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to
sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it
was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.
Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno

"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she
said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.'" "No, I'm sorry,
that's what Monica said." - David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she
has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of
the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed.
He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment
family." - David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new
home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used
to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." -
Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made,
a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend
the night on the couch." - Craig Kilborn

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her
because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It." - Jay

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.
When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . the one
with only seven commandments." -David Letterman

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