Patriotic duty!

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends..... .


OUR NATIONAL PRIDE!

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to
see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM (ET) all
American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in Yard chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than
their wife and to show support for all American women. And since
the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!