More Laws

The Law of Volunteering"<BR>
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"<BR>
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

"The Law of Common Sense"<BR>
Never accept a drink from a urologist.

"The Law of Reality"<BR>
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

"The Law of Self Sacrifice"<BR>
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

"Weiler's Law"<BR>
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

"Law of Probable Dispersal"<BR>
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

"Law of Volunteer Labor"<BR>
People are always available for work in the past tense.

"Conway's Law"<BR>
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

"Iron Law of Distribution"<BR>
Them that has, gets.

"Law of Cybernetic Entomology"<BR>
There is always one more bug.

"Law of Drunkenness"<BR>
You can't fall off the floor.

"Heller's Law"<BR>
The first myth of management is that it exists.

"Osborne's Law"<BR>
Variables won't; constants aren't.

"Main's Law"<BR>
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

"Weinberg's Second Law"<BR>
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.