Vegas Cab Driver

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second
half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he
could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the
cabby.He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number his address, etc. but to
no avail. The cabby said "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my
cab!".

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely
in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this
time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of
the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see
out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought
for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,
and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.

"Fifteen bucks" came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me oral sex during the way?"

"WHAT?!" Get the hell out of my cab,you scum!".

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result
-- getting kicked out of each cab. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in
and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabby replied"Fifteen bucks".

The businessman said, "O.K." and off they went. Then, as they
drove slowly past the long line of cabs,the businessman gave a big smile and
thumbs up sign to each driver.