Useful Work Phrases

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.<BR>
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.<BR>
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.<BR>
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.<BR>
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.<BR>
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.<BR>
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?<BR>
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.<BR>
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.<BR>
Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...<BR>
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.<BR>
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.<BR>
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.<BR>
No, my powers can only be used for good.<BR>
How about never? Is never good for you?<BR>
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.<BR>
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.<BR>
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.<BR>
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...<BR>
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.<BR>
Who me? I just wander from room to room.<BR>
My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!<BR>
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.<BR>
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.<BR>
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.<BR>
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.<BR>
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.<BR>