Sick Day

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again
one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."

On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and
retorted in a rage: "well, just how sick are you?"

"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"

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