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Managerium





The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.


This element has no protons or electrons, but has a
nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior
vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior
assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which
time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews
leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange
of tiny particles known as morons.





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