Bob's Annual Review:

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found<BR>
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without<BR>
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues.Bob never<BR>
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always<BR>
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended<BR>
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee<BR>
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no<BR>
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound<BR>
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be<BR>
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be<BR>
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be<BR>
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be<BR>
13. executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while
I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only
the odd lines.