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You Must Be Single


A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna, a small jar of mayo, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the

counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said;

"Dearest, You must be single."

"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"

"No, because You´re so goddamn ugly..."


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