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FINE<BR>
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES<BR>
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING <BR>
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman
has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) <BR>
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) <BR>
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk
to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH <BR>
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

SOFT SIGH <BR>
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY <BR>
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it
is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the
word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD! <BR>
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in
some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO <BR>
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
welcome.

THANKS A LOT <BR>
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have offended her in some callous way,
and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Nothing"






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