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Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still
be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled
but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or
Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there...





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