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What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon!<BR>
You and I need to clean up!<BR>
Your stuff is lying on the floor<BR>
and you'll have no clothes<BR>
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, "C'MON!<BR>
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I<BR>
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR<BR>
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES<BR>
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!"





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