The River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God
gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat
and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about
an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.