The Maid

answers.
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The guy says, "Who is this?"
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"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
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"We don't have a maid!"
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"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the
house."
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"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
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"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone
who I just figured was her husband."
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The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would
you like to make $50,000?"
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"What do I have to do?"
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"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and
shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
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The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps,
followed by two gunshots.
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The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with
the bodies?"
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"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause...
"Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
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