Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew:

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.<br>
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.<br>
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.<br>
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.<br>
5. Get rid of your cat.<br>
6. Sunday = Sports.<br>
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.<br>
8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.<br>
9. You have too many shoes.<br>
10. Crying is blackmail.<br>
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.<br>
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.<br>
13. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point
bank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.<br>
14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.<br>
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.<br>
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.<br>
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. <br>
18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.<br>
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.<br>
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?<br>
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.<br>
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both.<br>
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.<br>
24. You have enough clothes.<br>
25. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.<br>
26. Nothing says, "I love you" like sex.<br>