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FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong<BR>
One who loves to listen long.<BR>
One who thinks before he speaks<BR>
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.<BR>
I want him to be gainfully employed,<BR>
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.<BR>
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,<BR>
massages my back and begs to do more.<BR>
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind<BR>
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"<BR>
I want this man to love me to no end,<BR>
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac<BR>
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.<BR>
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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