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Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they
are.

Men are like ......... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ......... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can
keep you up all night long.

Men are like ......... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they
say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

Men are like ......... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped





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