Man Vs Reality

HE WONDERFUL MAN: IDEAL vs. REAL

IDEAL REAL (what you want) (what you're lucky to get) -intellectual -reads "interesting articles" in "Palyboy" -artistic -often wears matching socks -considerate -splatters just a bit; only leaves the seat up 50% of the time -interested in your mind -sometimes looks up from your chest -faithful -only looks at other babes in your absence -hopelessly romantic -able to distinguish between cactus and rose -classy -keeps "Playboys" hidden -sensitive -notices when you cry -communicates well -answers phone sometimes -cross-cultural -swears in Spanish -progressive -knows difference between "woman" and "girl" -great lover -sex lasts longer than cigarette -clean -only has herpes and its "under control" -athletic -gets his own seconds -loves kids and pets -had snake he fed live things to -good taste in music -has one good Dylan tape that a friend gave to him