Make Me a Virgin
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says
"Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin,
is there anything you can do to help me?"
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's
something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready
for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your
husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity
snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife
gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg,
finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic
band, and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that?"
The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity
snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
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321 Funny / 338 Not Funny
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