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HIS and HERS ATM



HIS:<br>
1. Pull up to ATM<br>
2. Insert card<br>
3. Enter PIN number and account<br>
4. Take cash, card and receipt<br>
<br>
HER:<br>
1. Pull up to ATM<br>
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror<br>
3. Shut off engine<br>
4. Put keys in purse<br>
5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine<br>
6. Hunt for card in purse<br>
7. Insert card<br>
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it<br>
9. Enter PIN number<br>
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.<br>
11. Hit "cancel"<br>
12. Re-enter correct PIN number<br>
13. Check balance<br>
14. Look for envelope<br>
15. Look in purse for pen<br>
16. Make out deposit slip<br>
17. Endorse checks<br>
18. Make deposit<br>
19. Study instructions<br>
20. Make cash withdrawal<br>
21. Get in car<br>
22. Check makeup<br>
23. Look for keys<br>
24. Start car<br>
25. Check makeup<br>
26. Start pulling away<br>
27. STOP<br>
28. Back up to machine<br>
29. Get out of car<br>
30. Take card and receipt<br>
31. Get back in car<br>
32. Put card in wallet<br>
33. Put receipt in checkbook<br>
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook<br>
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook<br>
36. Check makeup<br>
37. Put car in gear, reverse<br>
38. Put car in drive<br>
39. Drive away from machine<br>
40. Travel 3 miles<br>
41. Release parking brake<br>
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