Further Women Courses

To strike a blow for Men everywhere, here are seminars for Women (seminars will be given by men only)

1) "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
2) Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
3) Crying and law enforcement
4) You CAN go shopping for less then 4 hours
5) Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast
6) Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
7) The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
8) Gift giving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
9) Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Gravity is on Your Side
10) Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
11) What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
12) "To Honor and Obey: " Remembering the small print above "I Do"