Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
diapers.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door behind him.
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3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should put
them all up there.
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to
be out alone.
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5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never
mature anyway.
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,
so we can tell them apart.
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7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
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9. Best way to get men to do something, is to suggest
they are too old for it.
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for
40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him cheque books.
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14. Remember, a sense of humour does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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