Female Comebacks

Man "Haven't we met before?"<BR>
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" <BR>
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?" <BR>
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" <BR>
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?" <BR>
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" <BR>
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name." <BR>
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?" <BR>
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?" <BR>
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" <BR>
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" <BR>
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" <BR>
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." <BR>
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman." <BR>
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you." <BR>
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me." <BR>
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy <BR>
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" <BR>
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple." <BR>
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you." <BR>
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you." <BR>
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"