Dear John

A young girl on a year's training course in South
Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from
her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:



Dear Mary,


I can no longer continue our relationship. The
distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture
of me that I sent to you.

Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for
any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends,
brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In
addition to the picture of John, Mary included all
the other pictures of the pretty lads she had
collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note:

Dear John,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
f*ck you are. Please take your picture from the
pile, and send the rest back to me.



Take Care, Mary