Being Six Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like
to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she
replied, still looking in the mirror.
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On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in
the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a
movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
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What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?"
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
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The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is
gonna get it wrong.