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$800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.

SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage.
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Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theories
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Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.

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ISO compatible F.

SM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater bondage with or
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SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler Wishes to meet woman
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DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, Police lineups and locking your
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Let's get together.

DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman with real inner
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DWM: Compulsive Liar Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar
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SWM: 32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all the episodes shown
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