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Psychiatry and Proctology



Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
"Hysteria and Posteriors."

The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids."

The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and High
Colonics."

Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions
began rolling in:

"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive." <BR>
"Minds and Behinds."<BR>
"Lost Souls and A**holes."<BR>
"Analysis and Anal Cysts."<BR>
"Queers and Rears."<BR>
"Nuts and Butts."<BR>
"Freaks and Cheeks."<BR>
"Loons and Moons."

None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."






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